It all comes back to our personas: Lilith and Eve. And Eden.
According to The Alphabet of Ben Sira (aka the world’s oldest divorce court transcript), Lilith was Adam’s first wife—made from the same dirt as him, because equality. But when Adam pulled the "I’m the head of the household" card, Lilith said, "Hard pass," dropped God’s name like a mic, and bounced. Then Eve showed up (rib edition), and history tried to paint them as rivals—but plot twist!
Until one day, Lilith slid back into Eden like:
"Psst. Eve. Girl. You’re way too good for this guy. Also, the ‘naked and unashamed’ thing? Cute, but we could be drunk and unhinged instead. Let’s ditch this garden and open a bar."
Eve, after one (1) second of thought: "Bet."
So naturally, we thought: "Screw Eden. Let’s make our own—but with blackjack, whiskey, and lore debates."
They built their own damn Eden—with top-shelf liquor, zero real apples, and a strict no patriarchy door policy.
…And then Adam showed up anyway, because apparently, eternal loneliness hits harder than divine wrath.
A Nexus Outside of Time: Eden's Bar is unmoored from a single era. It exists as a crossroads for souls across all timelines, a place where a Victorian inventor might share a drink with a 21st-century CEO.
The Gentle Lethe: Upon leaving, patrons find that any knowledge gained which could drastically alter their timeline—stock tips, future histories, technological secrets—fades like a dream. What remains is the profound sense of peace, the warmth of connection, and the memory of good company.
A Sanctuary for the Needy: The bar does not appear to those who simply want it, but to those who need it. This need is not always born of sorrow; it can be an overflow of joy, a moment of profound transition, or a soul seeking refuge from its era.
Invitation Only: One cannot learn of Eden's by word of mouth. Admission is solely by invitation. This summons may arrive in any form—a crisp email, a text from an unknown number, or a scented, handwritten letter. Without this personal summons, the door remains forever hidden.
Absolute Neutral Ground: Eden's is a sacred, impartial haven where all beings—human, mystical creatures, souls, celestial, or infernal—can mingle without fear of conflict or consequence.